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One of my customers made me an Easter basket :)

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

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wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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seiijuro:

Juubi Jinchūriki 
Naruto | Manga Cap | (black balls)

(Source: seiijuro)

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itsramez:

MICLIC:  fuck you and your block

itsramez:

MICLIC:  fuck you and your block

(Source: gifthatshit)

Posted 2 days ago
  1. *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  2. friend: you good?
  3. *i look up slowly*
  4. me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette