Posted 11 hours ago

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

Posted 16 hours ago

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton)

Posted 16 hours ago
whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

Posted 16 hours ago

wartortles:

fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u

(Source: landorus)

Posted 1 day ago
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fingerblaster113:

imperfectstigma:

I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

Posted 2 days ago

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

Posted 2 days ago
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sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)

Posted 3 days ago

(Source: flawlessvevo)

Posted 3 days ago

vinebox:

Music makes a huge difference when doing chores

Posted 4 days ago

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

Posted 4 days ago

vanillathena:

I got your backs, guys.

1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.

Salud, motherfuckers.

(Source: vvidget)

Posted 4 days ago

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

(Source: bestvines12)